The countdown is on....To my June Hair appointments!
I just had my hair straightened, giving me a few days of well kept, manageable, shiny looking hair, not the frizz ball of curls that find themselves in a ponytail 9 times out of 10...And it dawned on me, I will need to have this manageable hair for my hospital stay, so, 7 days before Greta's scheduled arrival I booked my color and the day before I head to the hospital, I will have it straightened again...Priorities you know! I will let Greta have the unmanageable, spooky looking hair. Granted, the universe could surprise me and she will be born with just a little fuzz or bald, highly unlikely, if she does, Darren may start to question if the child is actually his..ha!
And I'm starting to wonder what she may look like. Considering I don't find babies overly cute, actually I can only think of a few babies who I actually "honestly" said, WOW, that is a really pretty baby (for all those mom's out there, you can start guessing if that was your baby I said that about....if I say, oh my God, look at all that hair - well, hate to say, he/she may not have hit the cute meter)...but now that is my fear...friends and family have known I am not overly warm and fuzzy about babies, I've never been the one in the crowd to see a baby enter the room and go running and say, out of my way, let me hold that baby. I look from a distance, maybe check out the outfit and check out the hair! That is what all of you will be doing - AND I WILL KNOW YOU ARE JUDGING...So, if Greta has lots of hair, it's being cut..pronto!
I really don't believe that all mothers find their babies cute, many of you are saying that, but if Greta is animal looking, I'm going to say, AHHHH, what in the hell is that!!! Only relief, sometimes the ugliest looking babies, become the most beautiful kids...so I'll hold out some hope...so the question, do I want an ugly baby or a cute baby - it could really affect her entire life!
And for all those who think I'm just mean - admit it, you all agree - you just were not stupid like me who will tell it as it is...ha!
Enjoy your long weekend.
Gail,
ReplyDeleteYou're so honest and funny...thanks for the laugh:)
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